Women will get women sent back to the kitchen

Hard times create strong women, strong women create daughters with pierced septums crying on TikTok

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Women’s tendency* to be nice has been institutionalised at the highest levels. The jobs that we gravitate towards — like teaching, healthcare, biomedical research, communications and HR — are among those most captured by gender identity ideology. You don’t hear about pronoun ceremonies out on North Sea oil rigs.

It’s how we got from Lucy lovingly gazing into her baby’s eyes in a valley in Ethiopia 3 million years ago, to women cheering for sex offenders in the Scottish parliament in December 2022. It’s a straight line. 

Just like trans “women” have an erotic target identity error — meaning their brain wiring is crossed so they want to be what they want to fuck — many women have made a target identity error of their own. They think the cross-dressing fetishists are the victims. The rest of us know that the real victim is the 12-year-old girl wondering why there’s an iPhone camera staring at her from the floor of her Primark changing room. 

(Sure, the #BeKind damsels will change their tune when they have their own 12 year old who wants to go Saturday shopping, but we can’t wait that long.)

It’s women all the way down

Men are horny perverts most of the time, but at least they didn’t let their brains get poisoned by humanities degrees. Universities don’t even hide their activist objectives anymore, and once-noble fields of study are now laced with the theories of paedo-apologetic French flaneurs whose ideas are unabashed nonsense. (They were just bored - all French people talk like that.) 

Women in flowing colourful scarves are weaving agreeableness (or more like apathy) and cliquey schoolgirl punishment (see accountability pods) into their dogshit academic papers, and female bureaucrats are lapping it up.

The right-wing conservatives who hate the idea of wOmEn oN bOarDs are out there and they are taking note, ladies. They won’t go into the park with microphones and politely insist on their point of view. They will vote for a hardman with eight children and strong opinions about jews. 

Woke women shut-the-fuck-up challenge 

People keep talking about the backlash the furverts and MAPtivists are going to have on gay rights. But I’m also scared about the backlash to female autonomy. Right-wingers everywhere are looking at this chaos and they’re noticing women’s outsize role in all of it (how many TikTok clips of male teachers teaching “zirself” pronouns have you seen?)

So even though one of our most beloved slogans is “Let Women Speak”, I’m just going to come right out and say it: woke women, shut the fuck up. 

Or better yet, come to Glasgow next weekend and join Kellie-Jay Keen in the eye of the storm, surrounded by violent teenagers in sexualised dog costumes. Explain to the women who have been raped and sexually perved on our entire lives how writing kink into legal texts isn’t a recipe for disaster. 

I know you’re hoping to land a great internship, or stay forever in your university churning out pure crud, but you are really messing things up for the rest of us. Your fave internet simpletons like Aiden Comfortfood and Owned Jones are probably just chasers - or they might be hoping to rent your womb. But their hearts are not in it, and they won’t be backing any of us up when the Orbanians try to turn us into baby factories of their own. 

I like having a job. I like sending my kids off to school and picking them up at the absolute last minute. I support your membership of your cult and your right to freely assemble, to write your thesis on feminism in the Arctic, or to let rapists dance naked at your children’s birthday party. But the more you sneak this rubbish into laws and policies, the more votes get racked up by the fash. 

What you choose to do with the freedom your mother gave you is your own business. But deny sexual dimorphism in the privacy of your own Discord server, please, and stay out of politics. My mortgage isn’t going to pay itself. 

*on average!!